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A man gets beaten for chicken wings and pizza. GUESS THE STATE!

You aint takin' me to Prom? Where's mah matches?

Remember SLIME as a kid? Well now its a sex toy!

Snake bites man's PENIS!

Man's wheelchair 'vanishes' while in car wash.

Monkey brains operate robotic arm.

SO you think that 'healthy' bottle of stuff is healthy? It aint.

Lawyer sues Delta for ruining vacation.

Rare rhinos take out CAMERA.

Houston to spend $150K to defend BEARD BAN.

NY town repeals ban on cloteslines.

Bear spotted taking dip at HARD ROCK HOTEL.

Homeless man attacks man with MOON PIES.

Snake bites man's PENIS!

Man steals bracelt and swallows it.

In the year 2050, your lover may be a ROBOT?? WTF?

Man gets ticket for going topless in public.

Man sets record for most tattoos in 24 hours.

Luckier than having a threesome with paris and Pammy and not getting AIDS!

A man wins the great American THINK OFF.

Armpit sniffer gets cane and jail!

$15 for ONE small cup of this coffee? I'd rather have unleaded, thanks.

Man had over 200 grams of cocaine in diaper.

Lucky: Winning something expensive. UNLUCKY: Winning a FUNERAL.

Town has ZERO turnout to vote.

Man at the North Pole gets a DUI for being hammered on his lawn mower.

Stilt walker complete walk across the State of Michigan. He shoulda walked OUT of the State!!

A dentist office got pissed at gas prices, so what did THEY DO?? Read this one!

Kids and strippers share the same golf course. What wrong with THAT?

Sports bra saves a hiker.

Now THIS IS FUNNY! Man gets so pissed at gas prices he . . .

The top sweatiest cities in America have been named.

Single mom selling her heart and home on the internet. Women gather and say "GO GURL!"

A man broke out of jail, and out of the kindness of his heart leaves the cops a flower.

Dogs trained to sniff out ovarian cancer. There are some good jokes in there.

Man wanted to change his name to "FU** CENSORSHIP!"

Teen averages 15,000 text messages oin one month. INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man at the North Pole gets a DUI for being hammered on his lawn mower.

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX - The greatest story of the day!! God Bless her.

A woman (in Florida of all places) haas put her entire life up for sale on EBAY.

A labrador 'runs' for mayor in Alabama. (HAD to be Bama!)

Man faces prison for attacking boy with hedgehog.

Politician wins. Sacrifices 200 goats to celebrate.

GENIUS pumps aviation fuel into his car.

Man at the North Pole gets a DUI for being hammered on his lawn mower.

If you wanna prank someone, park a TRAIN in front of the entrance to their subdivision!

Mrs. Claus is dead. Died at 91 and named her daughter Merry Christsmas.

Military is now using tax dollars to try and read minds.

Woman accused of beating man at prenup party.

Forgotten bifocals lead to $3 million jackpot. Batards.

12 year old girl drives mother to bar.

Honestly, does it get any dumber than this one?

WITH AWESOME PICTURE! Winnie the Pooh gets arrested!

High-tech crappers.

Man banned from woman's apartment after "noisy sex".

He used to weigh 1,000 pounds. He lost some, but gaining it back now...