thedailydump

I just want to have a very random DAILY DUMP. I used to do the DD like this, but alas, everyone had to bitch and wanted more structure. you and your friggin structure alligator shit.

I was browsing around another forum and the subject turned to men with fake tits. I know, awesome conversation. Anyway it reminded me of a little story I haven't thought about in forever and wanted to share it with you. In 1996 when I first got hired at WFLZ in Tampa, FL. - a HUGE club hired me to host a Saturday night deal there. It was a MASSIVE club. It was actually like five clubs in one. They had different sections that did different things and played different kinds of music.

The Saturday before the Saturday we were to start the live broadcasts, the owner wanted me to jet up and hang with him some so I could see how it was ran. We went into the different sections, drank, and he gave me cigars that were more expensive than the bar tab ever would have been. (Sometimes) As we're walking through, he goes, "Let me let you meet the girls." We walked in some back stage area and there were women, all topless, sitting around mirrors with lights. You know, like the Hollywood type of mirors with the light bulbs going around them? So we walk in and after an introduction, the "girls" say "HEY KRAMER" in the lowest unison. They were all dudes. AND THEY ALL HAD BIG, FAT FAKE TITS!! They were just walking around and talking like nothing was out of the ordinary. Topless. Dudes. WITH FAKE TITS! Guys always have that problem with women, you know where we meet a woman with cleavage hanging out all over the place and we try not to stare. Imagine meeting a DUDE and trying not to look at the boobs! I guess in the end they would probably be thrilled with a guy checking out their zepplins, but damn, it was weird for me!

Are you fick and sucking tired of hearing Sarah Palin's name? It makes me wanna get violent.

Its Sunday morning right now. Earlier this morning, I read on one of my sites that I go to that Travis Barker had been in a plane crash. I turned on Fox News. they promoted that they'd be talking about it for an HOUR. Meanwhile, Perez Hilton had details of the crash on his website. How? Probably by making a few phone calls to media outlets and hospitals in the area where the crash was. True journalists are RARE! Perez was about 3 hours ahead of FOX NEWS on something that WAS NOT that difficult to find out about. Fox should be embarrased by the lack luster reporting they give nowadays. They are too caught up in getting 3 second sound bites of Palin and McCain. Its very true, the news channels rarely report on anything but the candidates in the election. When they do its usually gas prices or something easy that they have a million hours of file footage for.

Also, another bit on the election crap here . . . the negative spin being put on Obama now is remarkable. Its uncanny. Before Sarah Palin was announced as McCain's running mate, the news couldn't be any further up Obama's ass. As fast as a brain cell in my head popping when Pam Anderson speaks, poof, they switched 180 degrees. Here's what I hear now when any of the candidates speak.

I know you're probably tired of my obsession with the Casey/Caylee Anthony case, so I will make this succinct and move on. The circus-like atmosphere down there is nutso. Its hard to watch any of it because as the news (if they do rerport it) reports it, you are seeing a family become comletely unraveled. People are protesting outside their home, complete with throwing change at their house, at all hours of the night. Yes, I believe Casey Anthony killed her daughter too, but that doesn't give me the right to go up to her father and shove him. Florida people are a different peoople. Its almost like when you drive across the border into Florida, they hand out some kind of mutated oxygen for you to snort that makes you fucking crazy.

Blog Talk Radio.

Blogtalkradio.com is where I've been doing my shows. I've been a member there for over a year now I think. During that time I've talked VERY positively about their website. Its a very good website. Wouldn't say otherwise. Lately I've been thinking about deleting my account over there. First of all, my live shows unless I do them everyday attract about 30 to 40 listeners live. A LOT of people listen to the shows on the archive. That's not my cup of tea. I like live interaction. I thrive on that. Letting people react to things on the phone live is a GREAT feature that the website has, but no one ever called the shows. Why? Well cuz only 30 effing people were listening live. About a year ago, some people on the forums told me they wanted to give me some advice. They said that I should ask for help in marketing stuff; they said I couldn't do all of the things I wanted to do on my own. So after some thought, I did ask. To this day I don't think anyone has done anything like sending out an email to people, writing about it on their Myspace, etc. While doing the show and the website plus trying to post content on the forums - - - - and have some kind of life, um, its a full plate.

Now, combine that with my disdain for John Sweet at BTR, and there you have my leaning toward just saying "bye" to BTR. John Sweet offered me a job at BTR a few months ago. We got so far as him sending me paperwork. The day I was supposed to send in the paperwork for the job, he mysteriously says "Thanks but NO THANKS". I'm tired of people being asses to me and my just saying, "Oh well - der herrrr der herrrr." Screw that! I sifted through all of their paperwork, and there was a lot in that text about how to treat people, how to talk to people, and how to be a great service for people. Well, I guess John didn't read their own paperwork he sends out, because he has a shitty way of dealing with potential employees, and I frankly will never have a good thing to say about him.

Him AND D.C. Chymes. That's a whole other story in and of itself.

Since my dealings with BTR, I have recieved COUNTLESS EMAILS, and I do mean COUNTLESS emails regarding how the staff treats people. I've heard story after story. It was hard to believe until my lil run in with John Sweety-Cakes. Now I've no reason to disbelieve any of those emails. (Which I've kept. I am an email pack rat!)

So. If I do a show on BTR after this, don't listen to it please. If someone asks you to listen to their shows, please don't listen to it. If you've ever thought about doing a show on your own, don't use BTR. If someone sends you a link to something on BTR, delete it.

Thanks.

D.C. Chymes. Hmmm.

People are ridiculous. I love animals . . . love em. But I can't stand people who get on soap boxes about people who choose to hunt. Yes, "CHOOSE TO HUNT". Its a right. Is it brutal? In one regard it is, but its part of the evolutionary chain. Why don't you go out on the plains of oh, I don't know, pick the African Country, and tell a Rhino who has a mouth full of Zebra he shouldn't be doing that. Yes, I know Rhino's aren't normally caniverous. They normally eat plants, but sometimes they kill for the FUN OF IT. So why don't you get on a PLANE, go to Africa, get into a Jeep, drive out, and reprimand those rhino's for playing with dead carcasses of wilderbeasts or zebras. If it weren't for eating meat, you wouldn't be here because your ancestors THRIVED on meat. they also stayed alive by keeping warm BECAUSE OF DEAD ANIMALS! People, sorry LUNATICS like PETA are bleeding hearts who can't make sense.

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Charlna, a friend of mine, sent me that picture yesterday afternoon. Not once did I even think, "That's not right." When I posted it on that particular forum, I never once thought it would cause some kind of uproar. That shows you people's sensibilities and shows you the liberalism in the World. BTW, the forum is in Ireland. Surely no one in Ireland has ever eaten meat. Who'd have thought that? You mean people in Ireland ONLY eat potatoes? That's weird, and certainly defies what I've read about that Country.

Also interesting is the propensity of human beings, especially dumb ones, to care more about animal lives than human ones. War? Yeah, go for it. Kill over Religion and kill over disagreements. Kill each other, in fact slaughter each other. Take pictures and film all of the violence. THEN stack the bodies one by one down the street. Report it on the news even so small children can see it, but BE DAMNED if you spear a deer in the ass so you can feed your family. Afterall, the economy is GREAT and its much cheaper to buy food, right?

I'm not a hunter, because I'm a pussy. I also do not own guns, but I say anyone who wants to should go crazy. We have an over population of deer anyway. They run out onto traffic putting human lives in jeopardy. I say shoot away! Mow them down with semi automatic weapons I say. After you've slain a few hundred, rip them open and yank out the meat. There are hundreds of thousands of hungry mouths that would LOVE to get their lips around a nice, flame broiled deer steak! Not one of them would bitch about animal rights or the process by which that meat reached their plates.

You animal people. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

As of this writing they're talking about deleting it because they're getting pissed at how I'm writing. That's another thing that pisses me off. MODERATORS ON FORUMS. As long as eveeryone is agreeing with what THEY are saying, they're fine. The moment someone disagrees or gets in their face, they wind up deleting it. My opinions are not fact, as no one's opinions are FACT, but they ARE OPINIONS. YOUR opinions are OPINIOINS. I would never, and never would tolerate our mods, deleting something because you strenuously oppose a thought or opinion. Its insane how stupid and silly certain message boards react to certain things. They act like children. And yeah, I SAID THAT! Sure, we may be prebubescent in our overall nature on the forums we have, but we never act like 5 year olds and delete your shit because you disagreed. GOD that pisses me off.

If you belong to a forum where everything you post, say, and do comes under scrutiny, we welcome you to our forums. Its WILD at how many feelings get hurt on forums. You can hop in on ours and we'll welcome you no matter how weird and NUTSO you are. We don't care, and in fact we welcome it.

I just checked back on that thread on their forums. Now someone is slamming my website design. See how it goes? It never ends and people act like children on a Mickey Mouse ride at DisneyWorld.

Idiots.