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How are my sons of bitches today? Good I hope! Do make sure you read my Daily Dump everyday. Also, if you aren't a member of the forum yet, I will break into your house and put bodily fluids all over your door knobs and fruit. Click "forums" above and get it done. (Or go to www.ihatekramer.com) Club 40 is coming.

These breaks are NSFW & are done from the Kramer at home studio.

If you didn't hear Kramer talking about the "HOTTEST WOMAN HE HAS EVER SEEN" from Friday's show, don't worry, we have the video of the most perfect specimen you've ever laid your eyes on! Guys, trust me, click on this one!

You hear about the man, the myth, the legend often - KEVAN KAVENAUGH - but have you ever heard him call in to the Kramer Show. Recently he did, and he offered Kramer some off things.

Executive Online Producer of the Kramer Show - J2 - cusses 15 times per sentence. We discuss cussing and then Kirk Farah calls in to the show. The end of the call is just pure embarrassment. Poor J2.

Kramer has a studio at home, and he records breaks from there everyday. The audio, in all its Glory, is available in its own section on the forums. If you haven't joined, you're a loser.

The show found out live that BILL (chronic caller) is actually psychic. Some of the things he predicted actually came true. If they weren't, at least it sounded funny! Call in next time and get your own reading.

J2 sent Kramer a video and told him not to watch it until he was live on the air. Kramer plays the video, and it turns out that its people running around being set on friggin' FIRE because they are accused of practicing voodoo. Um, ew.

Some guy calls in and tries to goat Kramer into a fight. Before he knows it, he bites and gets roped into the stupid argument, of which he still doesn't know what was about. Sometimes someone getting pissed is just funny.

In this prank call done by Kramer, he calls a breakfast restaurant at like 5 in the morning. Seems someone has left their false teeth somewhere inside the restaurant. Whatever happened to customer service? Bitch!

Kramer had Shawn on to talk about some stuff, and when Shawn makes a joke to his daughter, she takes complete advantage of crying to get her way. It all happened on the air and we heard it for ourselves.

Unfortunately for some people, they are doing talk shows when Kramer gets up at 3:30 in the morning. He got on a show over the weekend and talked about his brush with the rights of the Gays!! Go GAY people!

Recently, Kramer sent the VOICE GUY of the radio station some copy. Within that copy was some I LIKE TURTLES stuff, and when he read it, we were on the floor. VERY funny stuff hearing voice guy's read back copy like this.

The Kramer Show UnCeNsOrEd is audio that Kramer does is a radio style from his home studio. Its NSFW! In this clip he talks about having the shits. I know, classsseeeeeee. Eat it!

This is at least 10 years old. This is a trashy fake commercial done on the now defunct Kramer And Twitch show. Mike Hot Caulk is just perfect for damn near any hole!

Frank The Bodyguard, who's heard often on the show, made a video of himself talking about cigars. It was a fine video, but the forum members had some fun with photo shop and Frank. Come join the fun!

Kramer began the show and within the 1st 20 minutes he had calls from Woodstock the drunk, Frank and more. Why does Jesus hate Kramer so much? When will Jesus grant Kramer a PHONE SCREENER?

This was so awesome. Kirk made up some bullshit story on his Facebook about helping an old lady. Kramer had to go 10 steps ahead and make up an even better story on HIS Facebook. I know, we're lame - but its funny.

The Who is gonna be a BORE and CBS is proving it is going to be a snooze-fest with its lame commercials, since they're banning all the actual funny spots. What happened to the EDGE?

The members on the forum are constantly having fun with Kirk. Whether it be calling his show to say certain phrases, or to now take his picture and animate it - perhaps even put it in a toilet, complete with sound effects. Come see.

If you have a Facebook page and you ugly, we prolly gonna make fun of yo ass! There really is no getting around it. If we find you, and you ugly, you'll get ripped a new one. Why? Because we're bored, mean spirited assholes. Thanks!

While Kramer is discussing Aerosmith and their thoughts about replacing Steven Tyler with Lenny Kravitz, a listener calls in to say he is having his balls laminated soon, and perhaps will not be listening to the show.

Kramer has been noticing that MANY more women listen to the show over guys. He was trying to figure out why, and pontificating that maybe he's gay. Barb asks, "What are you saying? That all the women that listen are fag hags?" LOL'd!!